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Meowmix 4000 Recycler
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 Now let’s dig into the benefits of our Meowmix 4000. Every stray cat is humanely converted into 3 computer mice per session. We are taking an unwanted product and giving back into the electronic community. Depending on the breed of the cat will determine attributes of the computer mouse, whether its wireless, wired, USB, colors, buttons, etc... I know for some this may leave an unsettling feeling with you, but we can give you ease knowing that you don’t donate or volunteer to any local animal shelter. Those of you that do, you are advised to contact us to help aid in answers in our quality control product. Why exactly is there a need to recycle cats? It’s commonly known that cats kill mice and this type of predatory behavior is unacceptable with the politically correct, animal welfare view of the month.This product is not to be confused with any form of cat food. Stating “Give me chicken, give me liver, Meowmix, Meowmix, please deliver” is a no no. The Meowmix 4000 also will only work on stray cats, if you try to process someone’s house cat or any other foreign object, the device will shut down for a period of 48 hours and email your mother all of your porn. The Meowmix 4000 is currently going for $4,999.99 with vast amount of state and federal taxes to combat other problems congress may feel like dealing with in upcoming years. Now take this time to really grasp the concept of this device; inevitably, one of every species of animal could be developed in the future, ridding our world of other nuisances. This article is a parody, there is no such device that would do such a horrible thing to any animal. Well, actually there are, but that’s not its intended use. No cats were harmed in the process of creative writing. Writing and reading in fact will keep your brain active preventing you from turning into a carrot. A carrot is orange, which this article is not an orange, it is a watermelon. |
Look, there goes another one. As the problem progresses with stray cats, a viable solution has been developed with a relatively genius invention. The MeowMix 4000 Recycler powered by solar energy is an eco-friendly machine proven to convert cats into everyday computer mice. We really can’t go into too much detail in how this product works, it just does. It has been determined by congress after grueling debates that computers absolutely need a computer mouse to drive navigation. Congress also agreed that there just are too many damn stray cats in the world. They’re concern is quite understandable and is a little bit above the “oil price” and “housing costs” dilemmas. Discuss this item on the forums. (0 posts)
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